Why did my cat jumped over the river ?

A cat named after a country well-known . That's my cat alright . It's fluffy , white , cute and cuddly :)
My cat is naughty bad-bad kitty . Once my cat jumped over a river . Then , my cat had a trauma after that accident ! Shocked -.- , I mean cats also get trauma !

Yes , back to the question , Why did my cat jumped over the river ? I may guess , that my cat wanted to hide from me , well hiding in the river , is so not a good idea after all don't you think so ? Jumped in the river and the last thing you get is Traumatic . You did not get any fun didn't yea ?

So yes , a perfect answer . I think :)

Until then , toodles =)